We’re stoked you love the monkey enough to want your own. That means a lot. Right now, we’re not franchising — but we see you, and we’re working on something.
If you’re keen to be part of this textured takeover when the time comes, drop your details below. We’ll reach out when the blender’s ready to hand over.
Wanna Chat?
We started with one store in Wentworth Point and a mission to make the best textured bowls in the game. That hasn’t changed — we’re just not rushing it.
When it’s time, you’ll be the first to know.
If it doesn’t have the monkey, it ain’t Thirsty Monkey, baby.
Maybe. We’re not handing out blenders to just anyone — but if you’ve got energy, hustle, and the right location, we’re listening.
It helps, but it’s not a deal-breaker. We care more about attitude, consistency, and being obsessed with getting the texture right.
We’ve got your back. From training and setup to marketing and secret texture science — we’ll set you up to blend like a pro.
Let’s not talk money before we even know your name. Send us an enquiry — we’ll chat when the vibe’s right.
Got a spot in mind? Bring it to us. We’re open to ideas, but we’re not setting up next to a servo in the middle of nowhere.
Depends on the site, fit-out, council, and how fast you move — but once the ball’s rolling, we don’t muck around.
You bet. We’re loud, and we like our franchisees to be louder. We’ll give you the tools and the tone. You bring the monkey energy.
Three words: unbeatable. bloody. texture.
Plus, we’ve got the ORIGINAL vibe. If it doesn’t have the monkey, it ain’t Thirsty Monkey, baby.
